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This Dude Is Tuff, But Damn Good.
Below is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson.
This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to thecrowd.
He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new
father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone
for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift from just him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair was a manila envelope including the wedding party. He said that was
his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes. Inside each
manila envelope was a 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the
bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private
detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.)
After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said "F--- you," he turned to the
bride and said "F--- you," and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd
and said "I'm out of here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While mostof
us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding outabout
the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong.
His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding
and reception.2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen.
3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations infront
of all of their friends, their entire families i.e. their parents,brothers,
sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.
This guy has gonads the size of church bells. This is his world, we just
live in it.